Cola Fizzers
You all know this one I'm sure:

1 glass of cola + 1 sweet = really fizzy, sweet cola and a lot of mess.

Using this logic, my brother deduced:

1 bottle of cola + 500 penny sweets= amazingly fizzy cola in a convenient bottle for future consumption!

In reality...? It made a thick, petrol like brown paste with colourless chewy bits in it, and no fizz at all. My mum told him that since he'd spent all that money on it he had to drink it. Apparently it was disgusting in taste, texture... and after drinking half of it he ran around the living room completely caffeinated and then threw up.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:25, 3 replies)

Next time give him some Mentos

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:51, closed)

He's gone off the idea for some reason...

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 0:31, closed)

That isn't failure
that's a result
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 23:19, closed)