What's Got 1000 Legs And No Pubic Hair?
The front row of a Spice Girls concert.

I nominate these talentless halfwits for so many reasons. One of the chief ones being, without the Spice Girls, we wouldn't have had to put up with acres of newsprint and web pages about Posh and Fucking Becks. Jesus, that girl gets on my tits. Posh? My mothers piles are posher than that trout-faced harridan.

Still, at least we did get one good song out of the Spice Girls. A football chant I heard at quite a few Man U matches.

David Beckham
David Beckham
Does she take it up the arse
Does she taaaake it Up. The. Arse!

Zigazig-Ha!
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 2:15, 9 replies)

Gets on your tits?
Well at least that's one pair between you :-)
( eXOBeX, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 2:41, closed)

Snarf.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 3:49, closed)

I clicked this.
Now why did I do that?
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 4:50, closed)

The worst thing is
Mr Beckham still hasn't answered either way. Funny how he can't hear 10,000 people chanting the question, absolutely no reaction, yet can hear one bloke on the other side of the pitch calling for a cross.

I know if all those people were enquiring as to the state of play "round the back" with my Mrs, I'd probably laugh, no way would I be able to suppress all reaction. There's not been even a raised eyebrow, no little wry "that's for me to know" type of smile to himself, not the sight of him muttering something as he stoops to pick the ball up, nothing. That either takes superhuman control, or more likely he doesn't even know what people are asking. They should shout "Da-vid. Do you put your winky in her poo-hole?"
(Rsoles, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:03, closed)

Topical

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:13, closed)

Come on now
Bum sex never becomes old (brown)hat.
(Rsoles, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 16:50, closed)

Are you still living in 1998?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:59, closed)

er..
I think you mean, "did you take her up the Arsenal?"
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 4:53, closed)

It was
"Do you take posh?,
Do you take Posh?,
Do you take posh up the Arse?,
Do you take posh up the Arsenal?"
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 19:31, closed)