The worst thing is
Mr Beckham still hasn't answered either way. Funny how he can't hear 10,000 people chanting the question, absolutely no reaction, yet can hear one bloke on the other side of the pitch calling for a cross.

I know if all those people were enquiring as to the state of play "round the back" with my Mrs, I'd probably laugh, no way would I be able to suppress all reaction. There's not been even a raised eyebrow, no little wry "that's for me to know" type of smile to himself, not the sight of him muttering something as he stoops to pick the ball up, nothing. That either takes superhuman control, or more likely he doesn't even know what people are asking. They should shout "Da-vid. Do you put your winky in her poo-hole?"
(Rsoles, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)