
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread

I think you're missing an "I" there. Sadly.
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:44, 2 replies)

I didn't comment because I was too busy enjoying the mental image.
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:54, closed)

"I had an early mid-life crisis, after Mrs.ScousersPet dumped me, and started going out with a 17 year old lass"
Better?
And, to be honest, she started going out with girls not long after we split up. I like to think it's because no man was good enough for her compared with me. Like the were innadequate somehow. Maybe they couldn't measure up, sort of thing. I must have been a big act to follow. They clearly couldn't hit the right spots like I could. Because of my massive cock.
( , Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:40, closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread