any band whatsoever
that plays music with a beat that goes DUM DUM DUM DUMDUMDUM DUM DUM over and over again. never mind that you can't tell when one song has finished and the next one has started, never mind that the bass can vibrate your coffee cup off the table, never mind that there are fucking HUNDREDS of these bastard songs out there.
no, what pisses me off the most is that 16-year-old cokeheads fucking LOVE this shit, just like the prick who moved in above me and subjected me to 7 months of nightly noise, makng me feel like i was trying to sleep on a dancefloor.
seriously, i'd rather fucking listen to enya.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:41, 13 replies)

Had a bloke living next door to me before
He actually blew the fuses in his flat once from playing too loud. He was cranking up the volume more and more, until the light flickered in my apartment and it got all nice and quiet again. Good thing too, I was all but ready to pop over to him and reprogram his playlist with a sledgehammer or any other kind of heavy, blunt instrument.
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:57, closed)

it took 7 months to get this cunt evicted
every night, from 9 till about 4 a.m, booming this shit out and screaming down the street to his mates through his broken windows. little bastard poured green paint down my windows when i complained, then flooded me out. the police, of course, did nothing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:02, closed)

Neighbor from hell indeed
How come these bastards always seem to get away with this kind of twattery?
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:14, closed)

fuck knows
they finally threw him out after he smashed his toilet, used a large plastic bucket as a makeshift toilet, then tied a rope to it and used it to try and smash my windows.
last i heard, he was doing time for posession.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:17, closed)

Jesus!!
What a tosser! Impressed that you put up with him for so long.
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:25, closed)

it was a close call
almost had a nervous breakdown
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:27, closed)

That would have been
a perfectly understandable reaction
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:30, closed)

Every time I read one of your posts
I end up chuckling away or feeling incredibly sorry for you as you seem to have encountered an inordinately large number of world class twunts! I say you should become a masked vigilante...
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:22, closed)

i'm one lab accident away
from becoming a super villain
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:41, closed)

Would that make the loud music neighbour your arch nemesis?
(or just a prize winning anal wart with a big stereo?)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:37, closed)

i'm going for the anal wart
as my super villain name might well be The Nemesister, you may be able to guess who my arch-enemy would be
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:05, closed)

Keep your enemies close huh?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:43, closed)

closer than i'd like

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:40, closed)