
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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R and frickin B
One pretty, underdressed, nasally whining bint with a passable voice, terminally unable to use one pure note when she can ram forty-seven in the same space. Then we get to the male part. What the holy jamstranglingbastardfuck is HIS raison d'etre? Monotonally slurring through some "gangsta" bollocks while swaying, grabbing his crotch and waving his arm like a shit-flinging simian.
And don't get me started on "Fiddy cent". Just don't.
( , Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:47, 2 replies)

I think he's rather splendid. I think I might buy a jacket like his for when I'm down at the golf club with my chums.
( , Sun 2 Jan 2011, 19:11, closed)
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