Not to nit-pick...
... but at 5 seconds, all you've heard is 4 piano chords. You've got at least 7 and a half seconds more of synthy drums and even synthier hand-claps. Finally, almost exactly on the 12-second mark you have a bass 'hit', before you are anywhere near those piss-gargling-mockney-barrow-girl tones.

I mean, it's plopsicles of the very lowest order, but let's try to show a little accuracy here.
(Serotonicity was a naughty boy on..., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)