Myself
I have to nominate the band I played in, which I will not name due to extreme embarrassment.

At our first gig our drummer drank too much and dropped his sticks. 3 times. After that he had spare sets of sticks all over his kit.

Our second gig we played our set so fast we had to repeat it to fill the time.

After that we played at a place with a drum platform. The lead singer thought it would be a great idea to start the set by leaping off, but as he did he kicked the drum set, which collapsed.

Then there was the time I forgot what key the song was in, and started off playing a 4th away from everyone else until I caught on.

For our first big gig we were the support band to someone reasonably well known, playing on an outdoor stage in a field at night. It was so cold we could hardly play and our lead singer wore gloves and a cardigan. Not really the image we wanted to portray. The lights were on us so we couldn't see the audience, except the front row which looked packed. The the lights turned around and we could see that the audience was one row of our mates, with everyone else busy buying hot dogs and ignoring us.

We never did hit the big time.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)