Worst Band EverIf I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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My poemMy name
Is as hairy
As my tongue is banana-looking.
Who can say to what
Cavernous depths
My hot luscious thighs may reach?
Do not ply me
With your honking nudity
I will not look
Not so long as I hold myself flaccid.
In teapots vast
And cafetieres aplenty
We contain rip-off fruit juice
And it is enough.
Exeunt.
I know this is great poetry because none of the criticisms I received included a better poem.
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*coughs*(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:33, closed)
You are Paul Neil Milne JohnsonAICMFP
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would that I wereglad someone got the reference, though. Three and a half years saving that one up.
*keeps five pounds*
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im going to write music for thisBecause it is so inspiringly hilarious
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