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In a week where it emerges that the new Health Secretary is a fan of the hocus-pocus that is homeopathy, tell us about people who are spectacularly out of their depth in a job. Have you ever found yourself wallowing in your own incompetence? Tell us. (Note: "Name of football manager/politician - nuff said" does not constitute an answer)

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I heard that Apeloverage has written a book.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:24, 86 replies)
No way, how come he never said anything?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:48, closed)
Whereas you are an accomplished author with a highly successful series of novels to your name, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:52, closed)
I like to think I'm speaking from the same level of literary prowess as Apeloverage, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:57, closed)
get

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:54, closed)
fresh at the weekend, we're showing out

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:58, closed)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:58, closed)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:01, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:22, closed)
a

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:54, closed)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:59, closed)
GAAA.....do do do push pineapple shake the tree

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:00, closed)
This thread could only get better with some pictures of Steve McDonald.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:02, closed)
Delivared

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:20, closed)
You are 100% right, it seems

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:45, closed)
Good work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:14, closed)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:01, closed)
life

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:54, closed)
Oh life.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:59, closed)
It's bigger than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:15, closed)
where do you stand on the issue of the supernatural vs heated bread products?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:23, closed)
Hmm. Well ...
I find myself significantly disquieted by the concept of the supernatural, and can only conclude that I would rather encounter a heated bread product, while perhaps catching up with the daily national and global events on the television.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:24, closed)
Shut up please x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:45, closed)
Shut it Boyce, we could be onto something here.
A plot for a dark graphic novel perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:46, closed)
So.....so dark...............

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:26, closed)
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BIG BULLY!
Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:48, closed)
you

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:02, closed)
you

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:55, closed)
You're my everlasting fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:00, closed)

fire love
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:15, closed)
massive

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03, closed)
are my everything

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:52, closed)
Really? Is it any good, do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:55, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/worstpersonforthejob/post1722085
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:57, closed)
And where could a man get hold of this book?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:01, closed)
By the spine.
That way, when you chuck it in the sea, you'll get a better grip and it'll go further.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:02, closed)
tedious

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:55, closed)
Can't think of a song for this one, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:02, closed)
upset

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03, closed)
My favourite bit is where he takes time out to make hundreds of posts calling me a saddo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:10, closed)

My favourite bit is where you, an 8 stone wringing wet weakling, works out how much of his life he has spent being a cunt to faceless people on the internet and then decides it hasnt been a worthwhile investment of his time. Or, even better, you decide it has and keep frittering away your life hanging shit on people you'd never consider being a cunt to in real life because you're an inferior little specimen. You joke. You silly little joke.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:36, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:37, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:38, closed)
I love it when people play the internet hardman.
Go on, threaten to beat him up.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:39, closed)
I've just had a glance at it's profile BD.
Why is it always the Aussies who take umbrage at piss-taking, online?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:41, closed)

You have targeted one person for one reason for months and thats piss taking? AB, you are a low dog.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:46, closed)
He's targeted far more than one person for multiple reasons, you thick shit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:47, closed)
I rather fear you're confusing Apeloverage with fat Aussie adulterer and grass Ringofyre here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:48, closed)
Let's be honest, they're probably all Legless anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:48, closed)
I just wish that I hadn't been the only person on QOTW or /offtopic mocking Apeloverage's book, then he wouldn't be singling me out.
If only Monty or you or Plumdozer or someone had been taking the piss as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:56, closed)
It's probably quicker to list the people who haven't taken the piss out of apeloverage for his misguided spamming.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:57, closed)
Apeloverage.
EMV. Possibly because he fears if he does, it's bring the whole 'transformer porn fetish' thing to the surface.
Er....
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:02, closed)
Apeloverage isn't even in my top ten shit authors.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:31, closed)
Oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:33, closed)
And in response I'd bring up your chubby-chasing and let's face it, probably feeding
But each to our own, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 17:54, closed)
I thought
that you were legless
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:53, closed)

Do your thing AB. You and your small group of malcontents have worked hard to fuck this place and you've pretty much succeeded. Hopefully I can buy you a congratulatory drink one day.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:53, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:56, closed)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:56, closed)
The perils of not eating enough fibre.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:59, closed)
I'm ruining this comedy forum with jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:56, closed)

You and your followers love to use that 'jokes on a comedy forum' line so start by making sure we all understand what a joke is. Then tell us how your repetitive unfunny posts are jokes. Come on... list your jokes AB. Show 10 recent examples perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:19, closed)
There's two on this week's QOTW alone.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:24, closed)

Oh, yeah, you got me there. You blouse.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:26, closed)
And quite a few last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:34, closed)
And two winning stories the week before that.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:34, closed)
It's not like they're hard to find.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:35, closed)

You stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:45, closed)

You're right though, I hate cunts who only insult others without contributing..
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47, closed)

I'm glad you spent time on that. Good one AB. Unfortunately you're still a little cunt. You little cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59, closed)
run out of chicks to knight, sadtimes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:02, closed)
Still confusing the 2 of us.
You numpty.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 9:03, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:21, closed)
child

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:55, closed)
in time AAA-AAAA-AAAAAAAAAGH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:02, closed)
spastic

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:20, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:22, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:29, closed)
of mine

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:55, closed)
Oh Snap!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:25, closed)
This thread is excellent
Why wasn't I informed of it sooner?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:34, closed)
Because everyone hates you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:15, closed)
Oh right, yeah.
That.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 17:26, closed)
I hope the new server can withstand this level of upset wobble.
I do love how people complain about you being a troll by trolling your threads. well played. checkmate.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 14:18, closed)
I'm not sure it can be called trolling if they're upsetting THEMSELVES.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:02, closed)


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