I'm seeing if Ignore2.0 is up to the job of turning QOTW
into a place to read and post funny stories based on a question posed.
Rather than a /talk-troll shitfight.

Fingers crossed.
:-)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 0:37, 39 replies)

Sadly
It seems unlikely
( Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 1:20, closed)

See the only problem is that Now I have to logout to snarf at you comment below to
2can about his whinging.

Otherwise it's all good.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 5:30, closed)

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 8 Sep 2012, 9:23, closed)

It stopped being a place to read and post funny stories 5-6 years ago, when the cults of personality and the principle of quantity over quality took over.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 1:29, closed)

Before my time then.
Phew.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 1:37, closed)

You must let me know how that goes for you. Are you implying that you are the worst person for this particular job?
You should have more confidence in yourself, I'm sure that once you've put everyone else on ignore you'll be blissfully happy endlessly reading and replying to your own hilarious posts.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 1:37, closed)

Oh look.
Another self-nomination.

I'll gaz you with the results.
Repeatedly.
Over a long time period.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 1:39, closed)

Can't wait

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 1:40, closed)

have you done it yet?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 1:51, closed)

You used to be cool man. What happened to you?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 7:49, closed)

Sadly, it appears that Umbrage is his middle name.
That or he's fed up of trying to set himself up as QOTW's moral guardian whilst people remind him of the fact that he tried to commit adultery via the medium of dating website OKcupid.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 15:10, closed)

I belive he was talking to me. And I'm still cool.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 15:21, closed)

AB.
Totally missing the mark.
Yet again.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 8:22, closed)

Are we about to see the Legless Gambit being invoked? PLACE BETS NOW.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 9:49, closed)

So. Every time I call you out on being incorrect
you're going to try to quote this gambit from Legless from a long time ago which has very little to do with the subject matter at hand?

You so original AB.
Guess you're used to hearing that.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 11:58, closed)

Merely wondering if you were going to claim if this thread was actually an elaborate trolling exercise, or the 'Legless Gambit' as it's known.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 12:38, closed)

wanker

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 8 Sep 2012, 2:07, closed)

Why...
Yes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 5:32, closed)

there's no way on earth I'm reading all that shit

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 8 Sep 2012, 9:10, closed)

Hey it's working! Since you put me on ignore I would say that QOTW has got about 80% better.
I failed to appreciate the genius of your plan. By putting everyone else on ignore you're effectively removing yourself from B3ta.
You were the best person for the job.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 2:13, closed)

Wow
Fully half the posts in this thread are you whinging about something that sure seems important to you! Go you!
( Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 2:53, closed)

Actually I was congratulating him you dull fat spastic. Fully all of your posts are shit

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:10, closed)

You read them all?
You can read?!
( Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 11:07, closed)

No I have not read them all, that would the terrible and the thought of it has just made a little bit of sick come up.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:13, closed)

Yeah reading is hard
But you shouldn't let it upset you so much. Next time you see a complicated word and start to feel ill, just ask your carer to take you outside for a walk. Don't give up! I believe in you.
( Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 3:55, closed)

I don't really believe in you
That was a joke.

You're a complete moron.
( Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 5:07, closed)

Oh man you totally had me there for a second. For once, I thought, someone has some faith in me!
Even if they are a fat unloved spastic with poor personal hygiene.
You can imagine how gutted I am now.
Still, thank you for the joke, it was lolarious and you clearly have a bright future ahead of you in comedy.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 8:02, closed)

If only people would tell funny stories rather than bitch, whine and complain ...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 6:58, closed)

If only people would tell funny stories rather than bitch, whine and complain ...
And this is the beauty of a double-blind ignore.

What like you AB. Cause you NEVER bitch, whine and complain about any QOTW posts now. Do you?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 7:35, closed)

Click on your own profile, and look at your top stories.
That's right, look. The top one is about a murder. Another is a tired old stab at all the other people posting here. Not a single one of the five is a humorous anecdote of any kind.

So before you make another post about how joyless this place is, consider how much fun you've sucked out of here with your depressing and spiteful posting style, you miserable cretin.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 7:53, closed)

Just.
Wow.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:12, closed)

The voice of reason
I miss the old days of proper tales of mirth.
Now most of QOTW seems to be childish insults from "brave" men at the keyboard.

Awaits the usual sarcastic "witty" response from ringofyre...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 8:32, closed)

When will you cunts learn. SRS BZNZ.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 8:18, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 13:09, closed)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /TALK ARE MEAN! MODS! MODS! MODS!
Again?
Don't you have anything REAL to whine and throw your toys out of the crib over? Really? Nothing?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Sep 2012, 13:12, closed)

There's the fact that he's got a loveless marriage and his attempt to cheat on his wife via an internet dating site was publicly outed on /offtopic..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 10:48, closed)

'Tamtrums' was WEEKS ago.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 9:48, closed)

It's not just /talk that think you're a twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:54, closed)

Fukin' 'ell.
8587 replies in 1 year, 2 months and 4 days.

Might be time to step away from the computer there Battered. At least while your daughter still recognises you.
Sadly for all that time you do spend bashing away at your keyboard you always seem to come to the party a little late.
Shame :(
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 6:42, closed)