Well, when I first read the question I thought
it meant records in a Roy Castle Record Breakers kinda way. If I were to keep on that theme I'd have to say that my worst record was most number of bulldog clips attached to face which can be found here with a lovely piccie available here (apologies to dial-ups - it's 350kb but don't blame me, I only sent them the pic, they could've shrunk it!)

If we're talking music (which we are) then my first purchase probably tops the bill: the Mr Blobby single. Need I say more?
(afrayed, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 0:47, Reply)