The missing link between Kylie, the WWF, and the disappearance of my sanity
In the days before my brothers' musical taste began to improve (generally due to age increasing), the family car featured a Telstar-style TV themes compilation tape featuring "Slam Jam" by the WWF Superstars.



Unfortunately, this got played fairly regularly. ISTR that this was also directly up next to "Mr. Blobby", a godawful song on its own, although I can't track down the exact tape in question on the 'net. This tape could probably make Gandhi turn violent.

The WWF song itself was released on PWL, and as such was written by Stock, Aitken and Waterman (the biggest orangutans of the 1980s, the 1990s and possibly the century to come). They were also responsible for "Especially For You", another song that makes me retch profusely.

Pete Waterman has been responsible for so much hate, destruction and misery, hasn't he? And One True Voice, of course. For that, he deserves total and utter ridicule.

EDIT: A little bit of further investigation reveals that the album in question was 100% Kids, in its cassette version. It really does look as bad as I remember it, doesn't it? Also, it was on Telstar.

Will I inflict the cover on you as well?


(inquisitor is currently wasting time, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 16:18, Reply)