For people who take life seriously; “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!”
chill out dude.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:02, 1 reply)

But marriage IS serious

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:09, closed)

I agree.
It's taken me getting married and divorced to realise it.
(Happy Little Cupcake desires macaroni pictures., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:13, closed)

No it's not.
It's a disposable, silly, outdated sexit legal contract that originates in the exchange of women for property.

I'm getting married next year.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:33, closed)

Ha! Congratulations old bean!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:37, closed)

Congratulations :D

(Happy Little Cupcake desires macaroni pictures., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:38, closed)

^this
Why anyone still gets married is beyond me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:44, closed)

Tax reasons.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:54, closed)

Amen.
My lady wants us to get married. I keep putting her off with increasingly ridiculous reasons. "We're too poor. I hate flowers. The institution has been cheapened by The Gays. I'm gay."
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:06, closed)

No its not.
It's a method of control from the church and or government.
I think Doug Stanhope on Marriage puts it well.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXpsT3e8UsM

I'm married; but a don't need a bit of paper for the government or a magic blessing from Jew Zombie to tell me its ok.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:54, closed)

Yes it is.
so there.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:02, closed)

well if that's your retort
I don't think you should get married either.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:43, closed)

I know you are but what am I
it's just words on the internet. You don't mind if I consider marriage to be a serious thing do you?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:52, closed)

I think the word serious has different levels of mean for people.
1. Imagine a very big chair.
2. How big was that chair in your head?
1 meter? 5 meters?

Mine was 2 billions light years from top to bottom. some people may that that's a fucking big chair. Always best to find out what people what people mean when they use subjective language.

I put serious in the "live and death" situations category.

Do I take my relationship seriously? Yes
Do I take the bit of government paper that says I'm married seriously? No. fuck the government. They've no business in my life.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:05, closed)

whys the government got no business in your life?
just curious as to the level of intrusion you think they have? surly its not just 'government' but the legal document you need for next of kin and all that that involves and are you a merkin by chance?
(Bernardate, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:39, closed)

So is cancer.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 22:45, closed)

Rhythm IS a dancer

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:26, closed)