"You're doing it wrong"
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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yes; but you measure your cock in pixels.
A needless reply. but I thought of it and so there.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:34, 1 reply)
A needless reply. but I thought of it and so there.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:34, 1 reply)
I've measured my penis in cider cans before
I'm a 440ml can of strongbow if any ladies are interested, though that's length, not girth
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:37, closed)
I'm a 440ml can of strongbow if any ladies are interested, though that's length, not girth
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:37, closed)
I'm one of those small heineken cans :(
only its the same girth and has the bevel bits too. )
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:39, closed)
only its the same girth and has the bevel bits too. )
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:39, closed)
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That's about 6 inches in case you wanted to know. Being a woman and rubbish at judging lengths I decided one day to measure a can of Carlsberg as a reference point. So now I actually estimate cock size in Carlsbergs.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 20:41, closed)
That's about 6 inches in case you wanted to know. Being a woman and rubbish at judging lengths I decided one day to measure a can of Carlsberg as a reference point. So now I actually estimate cock size in Carlsbergs.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 20:41, closed)
I have a Crayola crayon.
At least I don't have to wake my girlfriend to have sexy time.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 18:14, closed)
At least I don't have to wake my girlfriend to have sexy time.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 18:14, closed)
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