
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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Did you know that only one in seven dwarves is happy?
( , Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:24, closed)

so taking it as 'ok' for this calibre of joke, I followed up with
Man in a bar with his mate, man turns to his mate and says
"do you know - I can have any girl in this bar if I wanted to"
"Really?" his mate replies. " How is that then?"
"because im a rapist"
queue tumble weeds , and the sound of wind.......
( , Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:09, closed)

the funny version is 9 out of 10. Spock never liked that joke either. Mind you as Kirk used to say, the needs of the many and all that.
( , Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:42, closed)
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