"You're doing it wrong"
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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highly embarrassing
I have a huge vocabulary but since it's from reading massive amounts, I've never heard a lot of these words pronounced. So one day quite recently coughlastweekcough I claimed someone had been misleading me in the past tense. You know, like mis-lead.
However, I said it just as I had sounded it out in the 2nd grade: "MY zilled". As in "I was myzilled by that misleading movie poster."
I have attained the ancient age of 50 and have 3, soon to be 4 degrees. I fucking teach for a living. My husband and children are not going to let me live this down. They mention it at every opportunity.
( , Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:30, 8 replies)
I have a huge vocabulary but since it's from reading massive amounts, I've never heard a lot of these words pronounced. So one day quite recently coughlastweekcough I claimed someone had been misleading me in the past tense. You know, like mis-lead.
However, I said it just as I had sounded it out in the 2nd grade: "MY zilled". As in "I was myzilled by that misleading movie poster."
I have attained the ancient age of 50 and have 3, soon to be 4 degrees. I fucking teach for a living. My husband and children are not going to let me live this down. They mention it at every opportunity.
( , Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:30, 8 replies)
it is possible to piss with an erection
conscious effort is required, you need to lose your stiffy down to 'semi' status for starters because the route to the bladder gets cut off so as to avoid you pissing rather than spunking into your partner.
( , Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:55, closed)
conscious effort is required, you need to lose your stiffy down to 'semi' status for starters because the route to the bladder gets cut off so as to avoid you pissing rather than spunking into your partner.
( , Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:55, closed)
It can be done, but there's very little benefit in it. Just wait until your erection subsides on its own.
( , Wed 21 Jul 2010, 20:29, closed)
( , Wed 21 Jul 2010, 20:29, closed)
You've reached the age of 50...
Without ever having heard the word 'mislead'?
Have you lived in a hole all your life? Or is it just one of those words that people don't use in the USA?
( , Thu 22 Jul 2010, 6:52, closed)
Without ever having heard the word 'mislead'?
Have you lived in a hole all your life? Or is it just one of those words that people don't use in the USA?
( , Thu 22 Jul 2010, 6:52, closed)
Or is it just one of those words that people don't use in the USA?
Oh the irony!
( , Thu 22 Jul 2010, 7:49, closed)
Oh the irony!
( , Thu 22 Jul 2010, 7:49, closed)
I used to think
it was pronounced "mizzled", so you're not alone! I still mis-pronounce sometimes, even now.
( , Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:30, closed)
it was pronounced "mizzled", so you're not alone! I still mis-pronounce sometimes, even now.
( , Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:30, closed)
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