ChristmasTis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.
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HumbugI use to write porn for a 24 hour text message service. I'm a man, but I'd pretend very convincingly to be a woman as I replied to men paying premium rate charges to text a woman that didn't exist in the hope that their feeble cocks would eventually see some daylight. Basically, I was fuelling their wank fantasies.
Christmas party day, they told me to man the computer. Whilst they ate, drank and were merry, I tossed about 500 men off, via the medium of SMS. Crying. Alone.
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This is marvellous.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:18,
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You should have had a wank.(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:23, closed)
I had a wank to this story.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:39,
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Thank you for your company that lonely Christmas. (, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 10:59, closed)
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