Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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actually, here's a better oneThe first girl I ever kissed, shall remain nameless but lets call her Donna Black
anyway, I phoned her up, and suggested that we go out somewhere. She said she couldn't because her mum had grounded her for smoking. That was fair enough so I said we'd sort something out when she wasn't grounded.
A few days later I found out (from a number of reliable sources) that she hadn't been grounded for smoking ("Oh no, I'd been lied to" thought I, somewhat melodramatically) She'd been grounded because her mum had found the packet for the morning after pill in her bedroom because she'd been shagging some dirty fucking spide in a dingy alleyway.
That kind of put a dampner on any further potential relationship.
Also, a couple of years later I found out that she had told several of her friends that I was gay.
A little harsh don't you think
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 18:11,
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