Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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woofMy friend had been shagging a girl for a couple of weeks on and off & naturally we were all keen to meet/assess her (see how many teeth she had missing...etc).
We were waiting in the pub for her to arrive and he was genuinely pleased as punch (well, as pleased as a wife-beating puppet can be).
An hour after she hadn't turned up, he (against our advice) went outside and gave her mobile a ring.
When he came back inside, he looked puzzled and a little angry. We asked what had happened and he said
"It turns out she's developed tourettes and can't ever leave her house again..."
Us - all blank faced
"Then she barked like a dog".
That girl is a genius.
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moonjam, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:57,
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