Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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After taking an OD of antipsychotics and sleeping pillsand partaking in a vigorous spot of wrist-slitting, whilst on holiday with my girl, in order to be able to physically die so I could save humanity (who had all slowly been replaced by bizarre subdermal insects, vermin and the like), I ended being dumped by my fionsée within the walls of a mental institute.
The nurse giving me 20mg of valium as she drove off afterwards was a nice touch.
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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:03,
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