Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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Ooh! Just remembered!My friend has this bitch of a girlfriend who never talked to him, and he wanted to dump her- but in an interesting way. Well we were all suggesting fun ways to dump her, and he decided on my one.
So, he walks up to her in her huge gang of cronies, and says:
Him: "Knock knock"
Her: "Who's there?"
Him: "Not you any more!"
Unfortunatly he didn't do the one we all wanted him to do; drop his pants and smack her across the face with his dick.. damn..
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:53,
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