Whoa - and this is true...
The relationship was on its way out for quite a while, there was a distance between us both physically and mentally + living in Coventry certainly did not help her cause.

Anyway, we met up - discussed where we were going with our lifes, blah, blah, and were driving back to Cov. when somewhere in Warwickshire the inevitable happened and she announced the relationship was over. I was dumped. Ho Hum...

However, her next action took me by surprise. She turned directly into the on-coming traffic into a chuffing Astra. My reaction was simply to yank the steering wheel towards me so rather than the Astra hitting the passenger door with me behind it me - it hit the front of the motor at about 50 mph impact speed.

Loud Bang.

She burst out in tears - started apologising for everything under the sun (yeah for an attempt on my chuffing life wasn't mentioned). I checked the other driver (who was fine), grabbed the (now) 'ex out of the car and pulled it onto the side, cleared the road of both cars and called the rozzers. All done, I started shaking and took about two minutes until I could light a cigarette properly.

On the bright side - a couple of years later I heard she was shacked up with some guy who vends coke machines....Nice
(drydo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, Reply)