going to the hairdressers
and having my head masaged with shampoo by a particularly sexy brunette, who "accidently" soaked her own tits with the shower nozzle.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)

You blatently just stole that memory
from a porn flick.
(pignoli just said that, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)

If it was a dream...
how come my hair got shorter?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)

Hair theives

( BindiBaji, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)

leukemia

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)

You should have said,
"Me cock could do with a spitshine 'n all, love!"

She'd have thought you were well classy.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)

This.
Having your hair washed by a stranger is worth ... whatever it costs these days to get your hair washed by a stranger.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)

I pay extra
for her not to ask what I'm doing for my holidays this year.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)

I find this very very sleazy
for some reason
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)