This
is now my favourite sentence in a newspaper this year:

I hadn't planned to become addicted to heroin and crack, nor to get involved in prostitution

www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,,1762485,00.html

I wonder how many people have planned such a life?
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:10, archived)

I injected a bird into my arm today.
I am a heron addict.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:11, archived)

i'm a herring addict.
I smoke kippers.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:13, archived)

You
have all the bird flu, and you deserve it.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:13, archived)

I blame the parents

( nick the greek, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:11, archived)

Well
I blame the kids.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:14, archived)

blame the touch
( nick the greek, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:15, archived)

Pfft
teach them young and they will thank you for it when they "become addicted to heroin and crack, and get involved in prostitution".
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:16, archived)

again
ea ou
( nick the greek, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:17, archived)

arf
9.4/10
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:16, archived)

Me

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:11, archived)

How
close have you come to realising your dream?
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:14, archived)

26 Inches

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:15, archived)

Careful
you can get arrested for not being metric these days.

You can probably be locked up for having a back yard.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:19, archived)

did it have mustard and fried onions on it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:19, archived)

topsy and tim

well, it was mostly tim's idea. He liked the pimpin' bling
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:14, archived)