I injected a bird into my arm today.
I am a heron addict.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:11, archived)

i'm a herring addict.
I smoke kippers.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:13, archived)

You
have all the bird flu, and you deserve it.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 20:13, archived)