*looks at you suspiciously*
*through narrowed eyes*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

19 years ago after a night out on the town in Ipswich
took her back to my student flat.

She had a smelly fanny.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

before or after you jizzed in it?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

Both
but it tasted better after.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

If it's true, I'm fucking jealous

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)