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Where would you like to have sex (it doesn't necessarily have to be with me) where you haven't had it before?

Top of my list; Kew Gardens.
( Jobe, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)

The moon

(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)

Anywhere.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

On top of a pile of millions of pounds in banknotes which reside
inside my spacious palace on my own private island.
or have I missed the point somewhat ?
( FoldsFive, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

somwhere that isn't
in Daddy's cupboard
( WormuIus, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

riding the back of a dog in a toutou on a unicycle across the wings of a spitfire flying over nazi-occupied paris, flicking Vs at Hitler's mum

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

Meh.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

I saw that edit, you sly ninja

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

In space

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)

0G cumshot!
gotta get me some more of that
( WormuIus, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

On top of the Queen.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

Trust me, she is over rated.
(loose)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

It might be fun to ejaculate over the edge of the grand canyon

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:01, archived)

in the bot bot

( nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

In your ear

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)

i had sex in kew gardens.
it was rubbish. that may have been the heavy rain though.

i'll go for...... a helicopter.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

In Michaela Strachan.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

Who would you sex in there?

(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

Pete Waterman & Terry Nutkins

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

Imagine the offspring of Terry Nutkins and Jeremy Beadle.
They could start a circus together.
(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

Been there
done that.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

you were a groupie on The Really Wild Show
AICMFPenguins
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

does she ever steal animals from the show and hide them in there, up her self?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

After I've been there
she can fit an entire ark.

Two of EVERY animal

/racial stereotype blog
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

That would make for some interesting mythology

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

*looks at you suspiciously*
*through narrowed eyes*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

19 years ago after a night out on the town in Ipswich
took her back to my student flat.

She had a smelly fanny.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

before or after you jizzed in it?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

Both
but it tasted better after.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

If it's true, I'm fucking jealous

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

In Occupied France, 1940.

(vork and burlap, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

No. NO.

Auschwitz.

I want to change my answer to Auschwitz.
(vork and burlap, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

No. You've picked occupied France 1940 so thats what its going to be.

(Fizz Bitch, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

Tower or shower?

( nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

Yesterday I saw the happiest mong ever.
He was doing a jumpy happy clapping dance as he was so excited to be going on an aeroplane.
It was joyous.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:13, archived)

Does having sex underwater work?
I mean properly? If so, I'd like to do that.
( Druid, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

You'd need some sort of
breathing apparatus...
( Jobe, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

Me too

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

Yes it does.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

i used to have a fantasy
about having sex in an old phone box, but obviously not a stinky one.
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

No, you're wrong.

/Parrott
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

Pffft

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:21, archived)

I'd like to have sex against a wall.
I've never done a standing up quickie in a publicish place. It would probably be really disappointing, but I'd still like to say I'd done it.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)

Overrated.
That is all.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)

I just like the idea of being with someone
you can't wait and have to have them NOW, and then it's all grrr and quick against a wall. Oh my.
*gets all hot and bothered*
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)

This.
1989, Wembley Arena.

*reminisces*
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:22, archived)

You can't whack a good ol' knickers-to-the-side job
around the back of a poor quality provincial nightclub.

;)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

i did it once.
was so disasterous we couldn't stop laughing.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

*stands aside for the geek stampede*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:16, archived)