Baby names
A few friends and family members are expecting children over the next few months. I need some brand-new, unusual chav names. No "Dominique" or "Chantelle." No "Asda" or "Chardonnay." Any suggestions?

/Goes off to cook; will be back soon.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:31, archived)

Fox
Gigi
Nicollarama
Scandalous!
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:33, archived)

On a serious note I think Niamh is a great name
Not chavvy but..
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:36, archived)

ajax
domestos
vaughn if a girl
petra if a boy
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:33, archived)

Aias would work

( verbal, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:35, archived)

LaTrina?
seriously... Chennai
Kristal
Mumm-ra
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:33, archived)

Nutella

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:47, archived)

Aerys for a girl.
Yes.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:34, archived)

I am expectant
wifey is producing yet another sprog.
 
Although names haven't been argued about yet as her scan that determines whether it has a willy or not is in a couple of weeks time
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:34, archived)

Congratulations.
You missed her arsehole again.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:35, archived)

8/10

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:37, archived)

132/10

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:38, archived)

Really?
Congrats, mate :D Cigar?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:36, archived)

I thought everyone knew
I am after your crown, sir.

3 under 5 years old.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:39, archived)

Good luck
at least with 2 you have a hand for each of them.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:41, archived)

Hah!
Come looking for it when you have 3 under 2 years old! ;)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:41, archived)

you are my hero

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:44, archived)

That's Mykey's crown
;)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:43, archived)

I didn't think
that Dominique was a particularly chavvy name.
( Comma, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:34, archived)

Cockella

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:35, archived)

L'a't'i'f'a
Shon'elle
Ashleen
Endemol
Darrian
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:35, archived)

I would suggest the following:
Prolapse
Jeroboam
Gertrude.

I'm off to bed and sleep, good night all.
( Druid, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:35, archived)

Lamarr
Shauntay
or, alternatively, unusually spell a common name
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:35, archived)

Notoriety
or, if it's a girl, Moribund
( verbal, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:37, archived)

YOU!

( bleepbloop, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:45, archived)

oh shush your face
electronic boy
( verbal, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 23:48, archived)