I saw a PROPER emo on the bus today.
Hair all short-and-spiky up one side, eye-covering floppy fringe on the other (all dyed black), crappy studded neck collar, skinny black tee-shirt with a skull on it, spray-on black jeans, bright pink belt, and bright green chequerboard canvas plimsoles.

He looked like an utter dick.

/Mr. Tea, judging people on their appearance since 1993
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:03, archived)

Did you make a show of being very cheerful and friendly?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:04, archived)

No, I just of sneered at him.
But he couldn't see, because of his fringe.

He probably wasn't an 'emo' at all, he was just a trendy sub-goth hipster twat.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:05, archived)

What's the deal with that trousers half way down the arse mallarkey?
Pull 'em up, you scruffy twats
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:05, archived)

It's to facillitate the lube-free bumming they so obviously deserve.


Arse-obsessed? Moi?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:06, archived)

I've lost a bit of weight and my jeans are always falling down.
its quite annoying.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:22, archived)

Get a (better) belt then

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:23, archived)

Originally worn by american gangs
to honour comrades in prison, where they are not allowed belts or jeans that vaguely fit.

So when the inmates saw pictures of their friends, they knew the guys on the outside where thinking of them. For some reason it took off as a fashion item amongst lower life forms.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:24, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
What a set of cunts
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:26, archived)

Haha, I saw a simiar chap around my way,
except on the back of his t-shirt, it had lyrics for some kind of metal/rock/emo/whatever band.

It read something like.

To the darkness i've lied,
my only friend has just died,
Nobody loves me and I cryed
a thousand tears 'till I ...ermmm... donno.


I'm sure wearing shirts of musical groups was 'cool' when I was five, but seriously, its not for an adult... unless it has something really whitty on it, like "I PWN U".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:07, archived)

If it had said literally what you've just written,
it'd actually be quite good.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Jul 2006, 14:16, archived)