i havnt been keeping update with board events
whats Parrott done?
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 19:58, archived)

Well, last I saw of him he said women couldn't act.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 19:59, archived)

haha

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 20:06, archived)

I got so annoyed with him that
I couldnt even respond to him - he's a fucking cunt
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 20:08, archived)

As far as I know, he and SickRik are the only b3tans who have put me on ignore
In some ways I am very proud of that. :-)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 20:12, archived)

Parrott - A brief history:
1. "[He/she/it/they] [is/are] shit"
2. "I've got a girlfriend, me!"
3. "I think you'll find that's wrong."
4. "YOU'RE ALL BULLYING ME (ESPECIALLY WICCA'D WITCH), THAT'S COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! PARROTT SMASH!"
5. "I'm going now, for good. This is Ripley, signing off."
5(a). Claim you have a deformity, physical or mental, that may/may not explain away your behaviour. Pretend to know nothing about it, just that you've got it, even if the nature of the illness you have chosen makes not knowing about it an impossibility.
6. Repeat from 1, with added historical revisionism, self-satisfaction and sly misogyny.

EDIT: thank you Brainiac for point 5(a).
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 20:01, archived)

A Parrott process map
Perhaps we can re-program him?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 20:02, archived)

Good point
well made.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 20:06, archived)

Haha
jesus that 'PARROTT SMASH!' bit made me laugh stupidly
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 20:07, archived)