And they don't already?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)

You cunt.

( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:22, archived)

That's pretty poor,
by your own standards.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:24, archived)

Jesus fucking Christ.
You're a fuckgrizzling arsejodpur and housemaids wee in your hair.

Seven times.
Then set fire to it.
( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)

WITH A SPOON!

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)

That's more like it.




Didn't know housemaid urine was flammable, either. You learn all sorts of stuff on b3ta.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)

Of course.
Where did you think petrol came from?
( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)

Petrol stations.
Duh.
Thicko.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:35, archived)

*looks hurt*
I'm really big...I don't look stupid...

*sobs*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:26, archived)

You're not "really really fucking huge", though,
you're pleasingly curvacious.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:27, archived)

how do you know?
I could be a munter
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)

Seen your pics
swearing and manc bash. You're all teh lully.

Edit: meant in appreciative voice, rather than desperate internet stalker voice, which I reserve for special occasions.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)

We're talking about men's nipples here,
and men in general looking stupid when really huge.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

You would do
if you wore a hat made of bream.
( Comma, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

You have a point

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)

and I can see it
put that away before we all go to jail
( the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)

I love you so
never ever change
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:37, archived)