Me too
And I'm all teh skinny
Could someone fat measure theirs now
( Hankster, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:20, archived)

Where have the Bennies gone?
The obese fucking cunts
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)

Fuck off you twat mangle
Fuck faced, disease ridden pustule on the arse of society
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)

I love you, you gloopy great lardfactory
Can I squidge my hand into your backflab again?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:38, archived)

You keep your disease riddled sperm covered hands away
from me.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)

It's only donkeyspunk
I thought you liked donkeyspunk?
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)

and you wont measure yours
*approaches with metre "rule"*
( DeathWish, Wed 8 Dec 2004, 16:25, archived)