I must admit
I don't blaspheme in front of religios. Why say something you know will offend someone.

I also don't use the word cunt in front of my grandparents.
( Dekazer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)

Even when your grandpa points at your knickers and says
"what do you keep in there, EH?"
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:14, archived)

My flatmate is 'Born Again'
I can't count the number of times I've said 'Jesus Christ' or 'God' and then wondered if he's taken offense
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:15, archived)

I used to say "Fuck the Pope" a lot more
when I worked with a Northern Irish Catholic.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:20, archived)

My current boyfriend started saying that a lot
When he found out half my family is Polish Catholic.

We're still together.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:22, archived)

My mate is an Irish Catholic
I keep making Black and Tan jokes...

Then I found out my Great Grandad was a Black and Tan...
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 22:23, archived)