I stole his wallet
HE'S OLD AND WILL DIE SOON ANYWAY.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)

A guy I used to be mates with used to say that about his mum.
Even to her face, he would say it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)