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So...
I nip out to the shops to get some fags, and I see this little old man in a flap-cap sitting on the floor in tears, in the middle of the street. I ask him what's wrong and he says that he says some kids took his wallet and knocked him over. He asks me if I could give him some busfair, I surgest he goes to the police station (just up the road) and he says "I just want to get home". So I give him a couple of quid for the bus and he asks for my phone-number so he can return the money. I said "Here is my card, but don't worry about the money." and then after a bit of a talk I wait for him at the bus-stop as he is clearly scared. He inisists about the money and I say "At the end of the day, if someone helps me out if i'm in trouble, then that'll be all the repayment I could want.".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)
WOW YOU'RE REALLY VIRTUOUS AND EVERYTHING.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)
Thing is, they're not going to, are they?
Also, why is the top hat significant?
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)
Still, two quid to feel good about myself all day, is a bit of a bargin.
I don't know why I wrote 'top hat', I ment one of those flap-hat thinggys.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
Mm-hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
Top hats are rare enough that the fact is notable even as a piece of trivia.
But I get so many idiots mistaking my trilby for a top hat that the testimony may be unreliable.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
Really? What fools!
I have a trilby, I should wear it more often
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
No you shouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
You'd just be jealous because i'd be oozing manliness from every orifice

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)
*falls over*

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)
That's your fault
For being such a slut- and for knowing Moohaalaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)
+ other men's

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)
idiots
they are nothing alike
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
People like that should be sent to millinery academy.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)
Tea. Nose.
You git.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
Because only a gentleman wears a top hat
good god, King Kong vs Godzilla is the best movie EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
I prefer Kramer vs Kramer vs Mechagodzilla

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)
What the hell is Kramer?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)
*sighs*

(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)
*wikis*
The guy off Seinfeld?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
*mutters*
www.imdb.com/title/tt0079417/
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
Yes indeed
There was an episode where he had to battle his subconscious desire to start his own sit-com
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
Fuck me...

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
Don't tempt me

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:07, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)
The bloke from Signfield?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)
I've never watched it to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
it IS a very famous film though

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
Heh.

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
I like the fact that in the Japanese version, Godzilla wins, and in the American version, King Kong wins
even though it isn't true.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)
I reckon he was a scam artist and just wanted money for special brew.
The fact that he didn't want to go to the police station is a bit of a giveaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
I think it's about 50-50
and a lot of people don't want the hassle of the police immediately after they've been attacked, they want to get somewhere familiar where they feel safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
I probably wouldn't want to go to the police station.
It wouldn't help a jot.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
no, it doesn't
i practically got told to stop wasting police time when i reported my mugging
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
Did you get the fags though?

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
*beats up some gayers*
I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)
That is mightily fine of you, good sir.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
What if you are attacked by a mutant cheese round the next corner?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
someone buzzed our intercom a few weeks ago
and said he was my neighbour form the other block, said he's locked himself out of his flat, his girlfriends at work and his wallets in the flat. He needs to get to work and asks to borrow £7. He says he'll leave the cash in an envelope in our lobby.

I only had about £4 but needless to say i never saw that again.

i thought he looked a bit scruffy
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
I get a feeling you've copied this one from somewhere
it's all spelled right and there's no food involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
who the fuck
put a floor in the middle of the street?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
Not enough people do this sort of thing these days.
I hope when I'm old, sat on the floor and crying, someone will help me out.

/serious blog
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)
Yeah, that blokes always there.
I gave him busfair last week, the cheeky scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)
I stole his wallet
HE'S OLD AND WILL DIE SOON ANYWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)
A guy I used to be mates with used to say that about his mum.
Even to her face, he would say it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)