As you are so evidently over informed on this
I hope you are going to pay the maintenance and the school fees.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)

Err. She must have got it from the toilet seat.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)