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On a more bizarre note
My wife has just made (and eaten) a marmalade and marmite bagel.

I vote we all vote for baldmonkey's picture on the main board where he must now post it. It would be even more bizarre if none of us answered his post and the boarders wondered how the fuck it got fp'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:07, archived)
She clearly is Hitler in discuise.
I think the tash was the first clue, and the undieng hate for people with 'Retardation of the Ethical Origens' was my second clue.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)
She's not pregnant any more
so you're morally in the clear to beat such behaviour out of her. Although my great-grandad used to eat kippers and strawberry jam.

I think we should leave /board fascists alone, poking retards is not a kind way to amuse oneself.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)
You fucking liar.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)
Don't oppress me!

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:14, archived)
1. Your wife is pregnant.
2. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)
!
you spack!
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)
I shifted it by accdent.
Then ninja'd it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:10, archived)
1. Has JC been visiting
2. And watch bm get naughty stepped. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:10, archived)
As you are so evidently over informed on this
I hope you are going to pay the maintenance and the school fees.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)
Err. She must have got it from the toilet seat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)
stop perpetuating their hate for us!
and your wife's up the duff again, and it obviously wasn't you because you're not getting any
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)
Bloody catfish

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:12, archived)
damn, I just popped over there for a looky-see
and there's bloody goatse at the top of the page.

Now I have to go and scrub my eyes out with bleach.

Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:17, archived)
but voting would only put it on the popular page
not on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:23, archived)
Things don't get FP'd by b3tans clicking them.
A mod (or possibly a member of some separate core inquisitorial squad) has to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)