Did you have
a "New Hope" era Princess Leia hairdo and a thin film of wookie fat all over your body ?

Did you take photos ?

Did you frot yourself into a delerium of abandonment with the leg of a chair ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)

the last line qualifies as poetry
fancy a job as a laureate?
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)

No, but give me a chair leg and a nudey INRBM
and I'll get to work.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)

If by wookie you mean Gizmo, & by fat you mean spunk, & by body you mean face..
yes.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)

And we didn't take photos.
This time.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)

how romantic

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)