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Naked ladies are lovely
Naked ladies are ace
Naked ladies are best of all
With their minges in your face
I like to look at ladies
when they're in the buff.
I might end up in hades
for wanking till I spuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:47, archived)
I Quite Like This!

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
I was mostly naked last night.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
I was completely naked last night.
/I sleep naked blog
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
apart from your veruca sock
it's very fetching :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
Did you have
a "New Hope" era Princess Leia hairdo and a thin film of wookie fat all over your body ?

Did you take photos ?

Did you frot yourself into a delerium of abandonment with the leg of a chair ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
the last line qualifies as poetry
fancy a job as a laureate?
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
No, but give me a chair leg and a nudey INRBM
and I'll get to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
If by wookie you mean Gizmo, & by fat you mean spunk, & by body you mean face..
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
And we didn't take photos.
This time.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
how romantic

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
I heard the local foxes doing it last night
they screamed like the children in your basement do

/editted to save poor Goaty's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
Dr and Michael J ?
Now that would be a case of a DJ getting a hand job he wont forget in a hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
i wouldn't mind a go on that

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
unnerving to hear phrases then like
"sit on my face you ginger vixen, woof"
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
foxes
sound scary I once got up in the middle of the night because I though sombody was being murdered down out alley, it was 2 foxes fighting. I watched them for ages they didn't seem to care that I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
FOXES FOXES FOXES YOU BASTARDS
What is this, 90nz0 Friday ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
*changes*
thankyou

/not having a good day today
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
what have you changed?
EDIT: Oh, now you've changed it
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
Oh the hilarity!
click.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
oh, as if you never make a mistake

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
I am prefect and sew is mhie spulling
you cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
*stands on beach*
*makes sweary gestures at ocean*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)
+ *gets wet feet*

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
I don't mind being corrected
I would rather learn the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:57, archived)
that's cos you are lovely *hugs*
i only react like that because i read his post in a mean tone of voice.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
foxes
not fox's
The fuckers scared the shit out of me when I was camping once, I've never heard a sound like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
it's changed
thankyou also.

why is everyone correcting me and not clairebare who I copied from, or did she get it right?
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
No.
She got it wrong, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
I remember the first time I heard foxes doing it
I was ready to call the police because I thought some poor child was getting hacked and slashed to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
Peacocks make some frightening scream noises too

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
And of course
we all have herds of peacocks wandering around our streets at night, rifling through our bins and licking passers by.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)
:)
*poshes it up, all over your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:04, archived)
they do
they used to have free roaming peacocks at my friends house, I was scared of them.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)
usually the shite that passes for poetry here makes me cringe
but thats pretty good :D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
what like this?
The popular page smells of piss
It’s full of dull unexciting bits
Out of context drivel and that
Voted for by idiots mong and twats

Saying this is all fair and good
But to achieve this status is better than good
It’s a pat on the back a wee cheeky grin
A warm feeling inside like downing some gin

That’s me done, that’s my attempt
A llackluster effort you might agree
But it might just reassert my popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
see?
now that on the other hand was back to the usualy standard of drivel
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
This site thrives on drivel though.
b3ta without drivel wouldn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:04, archived)
it used to

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)

virtual man reads words
clicks button of approval
sits back satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
haha
ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
Waste Of a MANs energy,
that's what the word woman means to me.

they tie you up, then let you down,
their little finger, you're wrapped around.

:P
i do like the nekid ones though
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
Is this you coming out ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
but i haven't got a stitch to wear

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:57, archived)