baldmonkey
wants to do it with you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)

i'd be surprised if she doesn't know that
what might surprise her is that he wants to use you as a condom
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)

bm and I already did that joke via GAZ
but he was talking about you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)

you can't use me as a condom
my cock's too small
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

and of course when a say small
i mean massive
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

+distended and leathery?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

purple and turgid after this conversation

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

I've gone right off you
if you've got a cock.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

i can make it go hard
and boing it in your face

(better)?
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

It does it for me.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

Mine too.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)