Do you know how many eggs
a Peacock lays ?

DO YOU ?

DO YOU ?

I'll tell you.

NONE

Fucking NONE because the PEAHEN lays the fucking eggs.

You stupid bastards.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)

NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
please.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)

baldmonkey
wants to do it with you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)

i'd be surprised if she doesn't know that
what might surprise her is that he wants to use you as a condom
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)

bm and I already did that joke via GAZ
but he was talking about you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)

you can't use me as a condom
my cock's too small
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

and of course when a say small
i mean massive
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

+distended and leathery?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

purple and turgid after this conversation

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

I've gone right off you
if you've got a cock.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

i can make it go hard
and boing it in your face

(better)?
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

It does it for me.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

Mine too.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

Everyone already knew this and we just decided not to tell you,

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)

*clcik*

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)

Hello everyone my laptop is back
and I'm really happy and I am really, really happy.
Yes.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)

yays!

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)

this!
woo and yay.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

HUZZAH
*pops party poppers*
*blows one of those squirly parper paper things*
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

oh lets not have another riddle day

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)

One collective noun for peafowl
is an "ostentation"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)

I think my favourite collective noun
is "knob" of Widgeon.

Or possibly a "Frot" of carrots or a "Spelunk" of voles.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)

A collection of owls is called a "Parliament".
Not that you'd ever get a collection of owls, but anyway.

A collection of caterpillars is called an "Army".

A collection of ORPHANS is an "ABANDONMENT". 100% of FACT
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

A "rape" of cocks

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

A "stubble" of transexuals.

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

a "chegwin" of japes

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

a "feltz" of cakes

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

A "camp" of queers

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

A cock of rapes

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

the Hawk Conservancy has a Parliament of owls

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

Ok, so you'd never get a natural collection of owls...

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

+ f

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

and the woodchuck didn't chuck any wood
because it had no arms
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)

I already know this.
What do I win?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)

a new f5 key.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)

Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
THE OUTSIDE, YOU STUPID CUNTS!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

What do you call a vole rammed up a gays arse ?
a vole you fucking pervert.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)

I always thought the female was called a Peacunt.
Just goes to show, eh?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

It's a peaminge

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

'ning you perverted weevil-infested hunk of manhood.
How goes?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

I giggled this week at the term "Horse Apples"
much funnier than peacock eggs.
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

what are horse-apples?
or is it whores-apples?
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

Horse apples
"same sort of size as an apple, and comes from a horse"
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)