I giggled this week at the term "Horse Apples"
much funnier than peacock eggs.
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

what are horse-apples?
or is it whores-apples?
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

Horse apples
"same sort of size as an apple, and comes from a horse"
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)