There shalt be no soddomising by the hounds, say I.
But with virgin womens, greatly. (?)
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

Yea and verily
the lord saeth that all dissenters are to be put to death.

And the method of death shall be-eth that a really minging old bird shall extend her leathery, foetid piss flaps around your head, till thou art suffocatedeth and dead as fuck.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

I demand that today be made "Olde Englishe Writing Friday"

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

I insist that all demandees
are raped by elephants
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)