baldmonkey did go to the desert
where he fasted forty days and forty nights, and afterwards he was famished. The great tempter, Dave the Hat cameth and saieth to badlmonkey, "If you art the Son of God, command these stones to become nudie ladies boobies." But he answered, "It is written, 'One does not live by bread alone, but by every turd that comes from the mouth of God.'

And lo, the Devil had the horn.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)

t-t-t-thhhat is t-t-t-thhhhe gosthpel mah brudder
*anoints*
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

Amen.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

Yea verily
thou art a sinner and thou shouldst verily get thee to a church and hath the sinn bummethed out of thee.

By a dog.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

There shalt be no soddomising by the hounds, say I.
But with virgin womens, greatly. (?)
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

Yea and verily
the lord saeth that all dissenters are to be put to death.

And the method of death shall be-eth that a really minging old bird shall extend her leathery, foetid piss flaps around your head, till thou art suffocatedeth and dead as fuck.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

I demand that today be made "Olde Englishe Writing Friday"

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

I insist that all demandees
are raped by elephants
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

"bummethed"
is the best word I have seen today.

11/10 and a gold star
( mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)

*Apostle wanks*

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

180/60 apostolic?

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

I've no idea what that means,
but I've just come over your parables.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

Are parables
little round coloured glass things that jump out of planes ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

you swine.
Didn't even take me out to dinner first.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

damn right i did

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

PUH-RAAAAAAAAAAAAISE THE ME!
PUH-RAISE HIM!
PUH-RAAAAAAAAAAAAISE THE ME!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

God the cunny
God the flaps
and God the Distended, leathery clit.

The holy trinity.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

HUZZAH!
THE CHURCH OF THE RIGHTEOUS TRINITY IS DEAD!
LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF THE LESSER DAY THINKING.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

KILL ALL HERETICS
BURN ALL DISSENTERS
SHAG ALL GOATS
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

I LIKE GOAT CHEESE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

GREAT
you can fuck tigers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

fastedfarted
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)

Oh boy! Can we start the Holy war now?
Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

Get on with it then.
those wogs arent going to blow themselves up.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

actually that's not strictly true, is it ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

*incites murder and terrorism with placards*

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)