This is not a dilemma.
This is an open and shut case.

Film them and pitch the show "My Mongy Mate Mr Mong" to Channel 4. Say it's subversive and ironic.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

i liked and hated in equal proportions
how they made light of the Touretters last night by flashing up in big outlined letters what they shouted, as if you can't already hear them shout 'Wanker' and 'Cunt'
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

I would have watched that
but I despise Keith Allen with every bone in my body.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

he was alright
plus they kept punching him in the balls, you missed out
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)

Dammit.
Anyone who punches Keith Allen in the balls is a friend of mine.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)

Would you shag Lily Allen just so that you could show him the film afterwards?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

And slap him throughout.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

I thouroughly enjoyed what I saw of that while simultaneously being disgusted that we're making disability-porn now.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

don't lie
you've got stacks of stump fucking flicks
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)