If you had a friend
and they turned out to be a mong, would you shun them thereafter or continue to go out windowlicking with them ?

/dilemma.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)

i would rape them
no-one believes a mong
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

you'd rape anyone

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

*belms*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

HELMET
your post made me think of the word HELMET

We used to call other kids a "Helm" at my school if we didnt like them.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

my boss is called Helmut

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

The Chief Exec. at my work is called Crispin.
I like to think that if he would talk to such a peasant as me, he would let me call him Crispy.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

i have a friend called crispy
well, it's Chris P. but you know.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

ha ha
i used to se Christopher Peacock shopping with his mum in Andover Tescos
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

call him this anyway
pretend you think that's his name.

my Dad was called Myrtle by someone he worked beside for the whole 4 years. His name's Murdo.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

What an unusual name.
I also used to have a friend who's Dad was called Mungo.

It always made think of Um Bongo.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

it's fairly common in the Hebrides
there were 4 of them in his office. so they had nicknames.

His boss was known as Murdo Apple.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

Makes me think of Blazin' Saddles.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

Murchadh?

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

nope
he's just Murdo.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

People have enough trouble
with the Anglicised version of my name, so it's probably for the best.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

So... I am a person at your school who you smally don't like.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

I'm a mong
please Gaz me for my home address.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

oh yes
I'd be interested in this too
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

You're going to spitroast Goatworrier with Claire?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

I was thinking more the other way around...
but whatever, I'm game for a laugh
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

Me too
bandwagon
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

I think I love you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

where do you live?
are the windows tasty there?
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

If you hadn't already noticed
you're probably a mong yourself.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

This is not a dilemma.
This is an open and shut case.

Film them and pitch the show "My Mongy Mate Mr Mong" to Channel 4. Say it's subversive and ironic.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

i liked and hated in equal proportions
how they made light of the Touretters last night by flashing up in big outlined letters what they shouted, as if you can't already hear them shout 'Wanker' and 'Cunt'
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

I would have watched that
but I despise Keith Allen with every bone in my body.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

he was alright
plus they kept punching him in the balls, you missed out
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)

Dammit.
Anyone who punches Keith Allen in the balls is a friend of mine.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)

Would you shag Lily Allen just so that you could show him the film afterwards?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

And slap him throughout.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

I thouroughly enjoyed what I saw of that while simultaneously being disgusted that we're making disability-porn now.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

don't lie
you've got stacks of stump fucking flicks
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

I'd push him over and time how long it takes for him to stand up.
Then do it again, but this time, throw a pitbull into the mix to see if the time improves.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

Shun*




* t off a cliff. It's the most humane way.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

This is your friend's dilemma, right?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)

I'd probably get the hump you called them mongs
but then I'd ignore it and say "meh"
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)