and what is the porpoise of this?
/my Dad
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

How very dare you.

( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

i wouldn't do my dad
no, thats horrid

probably a dog
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

*boiks*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

if i had to

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)

*kia oras*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)

*um bongos*
if i had to
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)

I'll be your dog.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

oh i see
i live in a flat, it wouldn't be fair to keep you indoors while i'm at work
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)

Probably best to have me put down.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

And he'd hump all the houseguests' legs.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)

I'd be more likely to eat them.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)

red rocket
will be pleased
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)