take a look at her job
description, pick the things that need doing, write a list of the order you would like these things done and give it to her.
You are a rubbesh boss.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)

But that doesn't sound like much fun

( MONO!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)

...with sexy results?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)

YES !
"Make a list of stuff that [someone else she dislikes] can do around the office."

Then when she makes the list, say "Here, do this..."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)