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Is it even funny here today?
What rating would you give today on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)
6.2 average

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)
my rating
5 cabbages
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)
9.9 because YOU are here JMG

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)
THIS is the best answer so far, and you go to the top of the class.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
35 AMPS

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)
4 Coulombs

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
17.5 Volts

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
1.35mF

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
Sexy MF shakin' that ass shakin' that ass shakin' that ass

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
No, milli farads, not Mother Fuckers.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:22, archived)
Silly.
If you are (a) a geek, and (b) of a certain age, then it is compulsory to sing 'sexy milli farad shakin' that ass, etc' every time another geek of a certain age mentions milli farads.

It is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:24, archived)
And
µF is pronounced like 'muff',
nF like 'naff'
and pF like 'poof'.

Hilarity ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)
I can't believe you wear Hi Tec trainers, you gay.
u nF pF. u dnt lyk µF.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:31, archived)
old? you mean old, don't you.
you old.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)
50 farads

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
too late.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)
a gentleman never comes first
;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:23, archived)
26 newtonmetres per faradvolt

(1, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
I've just come back from playing Oblivion for a bit.
I'm downloading a 300mb Warcraft update.
I just ate 4 croissants and a can of energy drink.
I have four (FOUR!) jars of marmite in my cupboards, I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
i got a re-roll because of the update yesterday.
I made this face :/
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
re-roll?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:21, archived)
re-doing all my talent points.
they changed a lot of things for Druids - when they do that they let you re-choose the talent points again.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:37, archived)
I assume by re-roll you mean
a regurgitated sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
i like you.
you eat croissants.

you will rule the world one day.
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
Its not as good as myspace

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
MySpace harbours even MORE fatties than this place.
On MySpace though, you get to upload pictures of "yourself" which aren't actually you.


Oh the connundrum this leaves. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
Damn the fatties

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
On this place you have to concentrate quite hard to imagine that the fatties and spotties are actually sexually attractive young women
whereas on myspazz they give you a head start.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:22, archived)
I'ts just as shit as any other day

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
1.19 Gigawatts
a little bit extra, and we'd be going places. As it stands, we're just a shakey little teenager in a shit car who hangs around with wierd old men and our own mothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
The knobs go to 11
but we're rocking out at about 6
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)